324. June 15, 2010
Alright. Ali and Julie and I decided to go to the reservoir to take pictures. So, Julie picks me up and we go to Ali’s house. We decided to chill outside for a while because we wanted to go at dusk and it was too early. We’re sittin there chillin with Ali’s dog, and all of a sudden Julie’s like ‘holy shit that is a freaking duck’ and a duck just flies out of no where and lands in the driveway. It was pretty great(/scary for Julie) but it was just a little lost ducky.
So then we decide to head off to the reservoir, and Ali and I picked the wrong way to go because we’re dumb and didn’t listen to Julie (but still there should be a path by all that nice water) and then Ali discovered she didn’t have her memory card. We drove back to Ali’s house, got it, got cash monies for later, and returned to reservoir.
Then we got on the ~red trail~ and started adventuring. There was a guy on a unicycle. Julie sang her incredible smores song. We found water! aaand I finished my film. After a little while we were like alright we should pick it up so we can get out of here before this goes all law and order svu. I think we were going to be raped and killed and then eaten by bears so we couldn’t tell anyone.
Anyway, we decided to take a shorter route which was kind of a mistake because it wasn’t paved and Julie was going barefoot since her shoes hurt her feet. Meanwhile, Ali was liveblogging. So we’re walking along this path and then we see a bunch of poop, Julie becomes convinced that there are bears and she is trucking it out of the forest on her wounded feet. We eventually figured out that the reason there were no other people was because that trail had been blocked off with no public access but they hadn’t blocked off the other side. oopsies! After finally making it out alive, we saw a deer and Ali yelled bears and there was an elaborate story about a bear nibbling on Julie’s toes and we were acting like we had actually survived a bear attack. Julie has an epic bear voice by the way.
We went to stop and shop to get stuff for smores, and there was a little shelf with all the smores stuff on it and it was just so convenient. Then we started the fire (but we didn’t shoot the deputy) and I was accused of breaking the fire every ten seconds and Julie was getting eaten by smoke and Ali and I were attempting to put our lighters to good use but most of the time it was just burning napkins in there.
We did successfully make smores though and they were delicious.
There are also like 9845734 pictures of us making really attractive faces.
We’re cool.
